(Source: awesomephilia)
Girl: sorry but your a bit old for me!
Me: why how old are you?
Girl: 26!
Me: :o
What the fuck is that all about! I’m only 22! Just because I have a beard doesn’t mean I’m old!!!!!!!!
the ring Vs Chuck (Source: 9gag)
(Source: poweroffailing, via thefuuuucomics)
Siri has just written this whole post out for me how cool is that!
No rarely it just did. And this bit as well.